Okay, so first of all we have to get something out of the way: the pretty. Yes, Derek Hale is really, really beautiful, as Teen Wolf loves to remind us with all the gratuitous shirtless scenes. Yes, I know his jawline is ruining your life. Yes, one could conceivably use his abs as a washboard. Yes, I have personally described his eyes as “the color of a storm at sea.”
But all of that? Surface stuff, and not why I could sob for hours over Derek Hale. (Well, okay, a little why. But not the MAIN reason.)
So here, in helpful list form, is the Derek Hale Manifesto.
Warning: Spoilers for the entire first season!
And like the Stiles post, this is a novel. Sorry, I just have a lot of feelings.
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Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy.
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
DID YOU KNOW:
The Little Mermaid was written as a love letter by Hans Christian Anderson to Edvard Collin. Anderson, upon hearing of Collin’s engagement to a young woman, proclaimed his love to him. He told him ”I long for you as though you were a beautiful…

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER
YEAR OF THE ARCHER
There’s an awesome lost his Legos joke in there somewhere. Best get on that tumblr.
Supernatural Best Music Moments - Part I
- Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple (6x02 Two and a Half Men)
- Don’t Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult (1x12 Faith)
- Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival (1x22 Devil’s Trap)
- Green Onions - Booker T & the MGs (2x19 Folsom Prison Blues)
- Rock of Ages - Def Leppard (5x22 Swan Song)
- Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi (3x16 No Rest for the Wicked)
- Renegade - Styx (2x12 Nightshifter)
- Back in Black - AC/DC (2x03 Bloodlust)
- O Death - Jen Titus (5x21 Two Minutes to Midnight)
Oh man, the sequence with Renegade completely sold me on this show. I was like “BOOM. PANTIES OFF. TAKE ME NOW.”

#okay I totally agree with the majority of this #except for the part about Derek #I don’t know if it’s all my Derek feels or what #but Derek looks sad here to me #like he’s remembering what pack meetings used to be like with his family #he remembers his cousins playing a kind of marco polo game only instead of speaking they’d use familiar scents #he remembers Peter cracking jokes #he remembers Laura’s smile #he remembers everything #and it’s fucking killing him
Favorite Movies: Inception (2010)
“Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.”


